he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
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Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
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Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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