i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
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with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
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I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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