I'm lost and stupid without you.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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