Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
i think my mom watched the whole time
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
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Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
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I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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