Sponge bath it is.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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