come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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