everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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