Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
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you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
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It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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