if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
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Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
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I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
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