so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
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And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
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The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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