So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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