Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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