Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
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Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
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They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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