I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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