i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
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you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
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I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
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