That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
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we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
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Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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