Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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