just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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