I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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