i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
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