Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
Randomize
