Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
