David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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