tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
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the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
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Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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