we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Randomize
