remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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