apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
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I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
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just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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