I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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