I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
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he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
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I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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