Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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