I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
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You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
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Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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