i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
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He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
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Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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