just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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