Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize