It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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