y did u give ur computer a hand job?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
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she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
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Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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