16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I need a beard to bite.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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