And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
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this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
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Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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