bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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