Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
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For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
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The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.