I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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