I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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