"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
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Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
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it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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