their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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