Fuck appropriateness.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
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There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
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I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
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