I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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