apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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