I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
there's paper in my vomit.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
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I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
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Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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