I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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