Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
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He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
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He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf