My girlfriend figured out who you are.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done