I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
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My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
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White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?