There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
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I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
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So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?