I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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