The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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