never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
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I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
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Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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