Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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