He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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