Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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