i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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