I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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