She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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