heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
